The hired car carrying Tony and Richie was winding its
way through the city. All of the usual pleasantries had been exchanged, along
with a distinct strain of un-pleasantries, such as what they would like to do
to Daniel Lewis and how everyone was coping with him skulking around.
When they had exhausted their fairly extensive repertoire
of creative ways to kill a man – they may both reside in California, but they
were still from Jersey – Tony finally broached the elephant in the car. “Okay, I waited for you to offer, but you
didn’t, so I’m gonna ask. Where’s Denny?”
It was the question Richie had been dreading. Seeing that Tony was the one who’d basically
ordered him to bring her, he’d known the other man would eventually ask.
“In California.”
He found himself on the receiving end of a very Bongiovi
look. The brothers didn’t look that much alike, but when they were annoyed he
could see the family resemblance without having to squint.
“Yeah, I might not be a rocket scientist, but I figured
that part.” That tone of voice was
pretty familiar too. “Why is she in
California and not here with you? I
thought you were gonna bring her?”
I thought so
too. Then I kissed her.
“She had other obligations.”
It wasn’t entirely a lie, but not entirely the truth
either. He and Tony didn’t have a
secret-sharing, soul-baring kind of relationship, holding much closer to being
friendly as opposed to being real friends.
This shopping venture, in and of itself, was blazing a new trail for
them. The unfamiliarity of the territory
was what made Richie choose vagueness over the naked truth, but it did beg
another question.
“Why did you suggest it in the first place?”
Tony shrugged. “I
dunno. You probably know better than I
do how it is when you’re in love. You
think everybody should be.”
“But why me and Denny?
Don’t tell me it’s obvious that we’re soul mates or something?”
“Yo, man. Don’t
make me get all touch-feely and shit,” Tony implored with disgusted frown. “You and Jon fought about Petey. You’ve been single a while. Denny looks at you like she likes you, so I
thought why not? A good woman makes the
world a better place. End of story.”
Well, I’ll be
damned.
“You were trying to play matchmaker?” The idea was pretty amusing. “D’s really done a number on you, hasn’t
she?” Richie observed slyly. “I mean, I
knew you wanted to marry her, but I never thought I’d see the day that TBJ turned
into a giant matchmaking marshmallow.
They’re gonna take away your Harleys if you let that shit get out,
man.” He guffawed and clapped Tony on
the back.
“Go to hell,” Jon’s brother told him concisely, moving as
far to the other side of the car as he could. “And what are you blowin’ about
anyway? I’ve seen you wrapped around
more women’s little fingers than I can count.”
Poking a finger into his own chest, Richie crowed, “Hey, I’m
not denying it, but I’m the
sensitive one. They expect it outta
me! You’re the strong, silent, bad-ass,
refusing to be tamed by any woman.”
“Maybe I was just waiting to appreciate the one that was
there all along. Take a lesson,
dumbass.”
Tony shook his head with complete disgust and playfully
tapped Richie in the back of the head, effectively knocking the smile from the guitarist's face. Had Denny’s attraction been that obvious? To everyone but him? “That what you think I’ve done? Not appreciate her?”
Among midday Fifth Avenue traffic insanity, the car
rolled to a stop in front of Tiffany & Co.
There were other stores closer to Jersey, but they’d chosen this one,
knowing that the flagship store would have the widest selection.
Tony reached for the door handle with a grin suitable to
a tomcat with a mouth full of canary feathers.
“Not my place to say. Now get
your sensitive ass in gear. I’ve got a
woman with a naked finger, and I wanna fix that, pronto.”
Brown eyes grew troubled, and he silently slid out of the
vehicle behind his ‘adopted’ little brother.
Was he screwing this up by going for it?
Or by letting it pass by? His
head hadn’t been this messed up since the last time he’d pledged his sobriety.
☠ ☢ ☠
“That’s my
favorite,” Petey enthused, pointing to the thumbnail image on the screen.
Joel clicked to increase the size to full-screen. She wryly acknowledged that it was not normal
to be happy about seeing a close-up of her own butt on a computer monitor. Most women would be justifiably mortified,
but this wasn’t bad. At all. It was nearly possible to pretend it
wasn’t her.
The perspective of this particular shot was from a point somewhere
below her left hip, looking across the swell of her rump. The edges of it
were purposefully blurred and it revealed nothing beyond her bottom and lower
back - and bits of a pink satin coverlet.
Petey was posed on her stomach wearing only the black
thong, and the imp tail had been artfully swirled back around so that the
heart-shaped tip was showcased on her right, lily-white buttock. “To
Thine Own Self Be True” was clearly visible above the leather triangle of the
thong, and her left hand – pink diamond shining in all its glory – was resting against
her left buttock, hot pink nails lightly gripping the flesh.
It’s all of me in one single photograph. Completely me.
“I’m not an artiste, but that one speaks to me.” She laughed lightly, dismissing the fact that
even she found the picture kind of
hot. “Which is weird, since all women
hate their butts.”
“Dollface, your ass is almost as good as your boyfriend’s
,” Gavin staunchly informed her. “If you
let him knock you up, you would have the most ass-tastic children in the entire
universe.”
The crimson stain flooded its way into Petey’s cheeks,
and she glared at him from the corner of her eye. “Gavin.
Enough with the ass commentary already, okay?”
Gavin hummed tactfully while Joel steered them back to
the business at hand. “The shot has
fabulous composition, if I do say so.
Any chance of you signin’ a release on that one? I’d like to use it in my portfolio.”
“Yeah, sure.”
Petey bent forward in the chair, pulling awkwardly at her skirt until it
covered her to her ankles. It hadn’t
been too bad while it was happening, because Gavin had been there with his distracting
catty comments, and Joel had been very encouraging, but now? It felt a bit icky to be looking at herself
in a seductive light while sitting between two other men, especially when her
ass was being so clinically evaluated.
It’s over and Jon
will love it. Move on.
Checking the time on the computer screen, Petey saw that
the whole shoot had only taken about ninety minutes, even with the costume
change. Happily, she realized that she should
be able to make it home by three-thirty.
Crap. I haven’t checked my phone. I wonder how Jon’s appointment went?
She turned to Joel, suddenly eager to finish everything
up. “So you can have an album with
proofs of all the poses I’ve chosen and a CD with everything on it by tomorrow
afternoon? I realize it’s a rush thing,
but I’m willing to compensate you for the inconvenience.”
“Piece of cake,” Joel affirmed, rolling back from the
computer desk. “The deposit check you’ve
given me covers most of the cost , so I’ll have a courier deliver it around
four tomorrow afternoon and send an invoice for the rest. That work for you?”
Rummaging in her bag for the phone, she started to nod,
then paused. “The package will be
wrapped up, won’t it? No one will be
able to look at the pictures without my knowing?”
“I’ll have Crystal wrap it up for ya with a bow and
everything if ya want.”
The set of her shoulders relaxed noticeably and she
stood, sidling toward the exit and flicking the phone screen to life. Two texts and a missed call – all from Jon. The chicken salad she’d eaten earlier lurched
in her stomach.
“Perfect,” she agreed distractedly. “Preferably in black, if that’s
possible. Ask the courier to leave the
package with the doorman, and I’ll tell him when to expect the delivery. I don’t want my fiancĂ© to get his hands on it
too soon.”
Phone clutched tightly in hand, she rushed through her
thanks and goodbyes before moving swiftly out the door. Poor Gavin was left to scurry after her,
stopping at the elevator slightly breathless.
“I would ask if your panties were on fire, but I was
looking at them all afternoon so I know they’re not. What gives, Dollface? Why are you suddenly in a hurry?”
Eyes affixed to the small window of glass in her hand,
Petey didn’t hear him.
[1:41 PM]JON:
Call me when you get done.
[2:12 PM]JON:
Finished yet?
Then a missed call at two forty-four, but no voicemail.
“Jon had a doctor’s appointment,” she mumbled, anxiously
tapping Jon’s number on the screen. He
picked up on the first ring, just about the same time that the elevator whisked
its doors open.
“What’s wrong?” she asked without preamble, stepping into
the car. “I’m sorry I didn’t answer, but
I was in the middle of my appointment.
I’m on my way home.”
Gavin silently joined her, pressing the button for the
ground floor while she tried to piece together what Jon was saying.
“..........fast....die....... hospital..........blood….…..… Richie……………Tony…….”
“What? Say it
again!” She pulled the phone away from
her ear, checking to see fi the call was still connected. “Dammit, there’s no reception in this
elevator. Jon? Jon!”
“It was the best of
times, it was the worst of times,”
“What’s the matter, Dollface?” Gavin was unnaturally subdued, taking his cue
from Petey’s agitation.
“…it was the age of
wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the
epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of
Darkness,”
“I don’t know,”
she snapped irritably. “I heard hospital
and dying and the damn phone cut out.”
Petey glared at the slow moving numbers on the panel. “Move, dammit. Move!”
The heavy doors had no more cracked when she forced
herself through them, pushing into the lobby.
Five bars.
She hit Jon’s number again, but it kicked immediately
over to voicemail.
“…it was the spring
of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had
nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct
the other way-”
She tapped it again with the same result.
“Dammit!”
Petey latched onto Gavin’s arm and pulled him out onto
the street. The car was parked just a
bit down the street, and Rocco hopped out as soon as he got his first glimpse
of them.
“Rocco! Who’s with
Jon?”
The typically stoic man was taken slightly aback by her
hyperanxiety. “I… Greg.
Greg’s with him.”
“Then call Greg.
Now!”
damn, you leave us with that til Saturday? Oh god, I hope Jon is ok.
ReplyDelete“If you let him knock you up, you would have the most ass-tastic children in the entire universe.”
that made me laugh so hard, I almost spilled my coffee over the keyboard
WHAT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL at ass-tastic!! And I can't believe you've left us hanging there! Wait. Yes I can. *narrows eyes* Evil Blushster. ;)
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear Jon's reaction to the photos. That's if he's not dead of course! Is it Saturday yet?
~C
Yes! "Evil Blushter" is a perfect name!
DeleteLOL, likewise, at the ass-tastic-ness :)
Oh no....I think I would have rather waited for the Saturday cliff hanger than to have to read this now and wait until Saturday. I think Jon is okay, but I have a bad feeling that something happened to Tony or Riohie...like something maybe went down with Tony and his gun. That would explain the blood. Or better yet, maybe Tony shot Daniel. That would be fantastic! I know you're on vacation Blush, and I hope you're having a fantastic time, but the waiting to find out what happened is going to be torture...Great chapter though. :) :) :) -Sue
ReplyDeleteFYI... I'm chaperoning a high school field trip, not lying on a beach. If I were on a beach, I'd have time to write. :)
DeleteThat does not sound like fun...:) Well, I can be patient until Saturday, but please make sure we know what happened with Jon, Richie or Tony in the next add, and try to get some relaxation when all of the kids are asleep. (Except for if I remember away high school trips, there were always those rebels that broke curfew or stayed up past curfew giggling too loudly-the poor chaperones probably don't get any sleep.) :) -Sue
Delete"Okay, you didn't get a Wednesday post, but since I screwed up by posting a day early, I will give you an extra one so that the wait until Saturday isn't so long. :)"
ReplyDeleteSomehow when I read this at the top of the chapter I just knew I wasn't going to like how this ended!!!! Please enjoy your vacation. I agree with Sue. I am hoping this is like the commercials that had the "monkey with a cold" and what she missed with the cell cutting in and out was something to the effect of...
"You finished FASTer than you expected. No I'm not DYING. I've left the HOSPITAL and the BLOOD test are OK. Meeting RICHIE and TONY for lunch."
At least I hope nothing has happened unless it is Daniel's death!!! Daniel wouldn't have known about Richie and Tony's shopping spree unless he was watching the office and following Tony.
Ugh...the torture and pain...waiting... :)
--Amanda
I'm with you Amanda I hope that's what she didn't hear & everything is ok. Can't wait until Saturday!!
DeleteOk, Blush, has anyone ever told you you're cruel? So, I gotta know, is Jonny ok??????
ReplyDelete"Okay, you didn't get a Wednesday post, but since I screwed up by posting a day early, I will give you an extra one so that the wait until Saturday isn't so long. :)"
Uh huh...you planned it this way, didn't you, just so you could torture us all the rest of today & Friday, right?'
“Hey, I’m not denying it, but I’m the sensitive one. They expect it outta me!"
LOL, loved this line & gotta admit, I do love the sweet, sensitive one.
"The brothers didn’t look that much alike, but when they were annoyed he could see the family resemblance without having to squint."
LOL.
Now, IS JONNY OK??????????????
If Jonny's appointment went well, this just made him have a heart attack! it did for me. WHAT HAPPENED!!!
DeleteFivefivegenie, Jon is the one that Petey was talking too, so I take it that he is fine. It's Tony or Richie that we have to worry about.
DeleteBlush!!!
ReplyDeleteGet back here!
This is a cruel and unusual torture!!!
That was Jon she was talking too on the phone right? I bet Greg is really Daniel!! pretending to be a security guard!?!?!
ReplyDeleteJon knows now how Daniel looks...
Delete“..........fast....die....... hospital..........blood….…..… Richie……………Tony…….”
ReplyDeleteI think I am just as confused as Petey!! WHAT!?! I am not even going to say what I think happened! but Saturday is going to be so long now.
“D’s really done a number on you, hasn’t she?” Richie observed slyly.
I love when Richie is being Richie. He is so nice! I can imagine him in "real life" calling Dorothea'D', it's no secret that he is close to Jon and Dorothea and the kids, and I bet she has given him so many lectures throughout the years!
“Maybe I was just waiting to appreciate the one that was there all along. Take a lesson, dumbass.”
Tony has the best lines! I wish I had someone like him. He MAKES this story!
Why Blush did you make me fall in love with Tony? He is so sweet! I hope nothing has happened to him!!!! There will be hell to pay if he is the one who got shot but then it would be nice to see an emotional Dorothea! and that's Jon's brother!! - THIS IS SO GOOD!!!! ~~ Christina ~~
ReplyDelete”I’ve got a woman with a naked finger, and I wanna fix that, pronto.”
ReplyDeleteYou put that ring on her finger!!
Richie or Tony better not be hurt! Since it was Jon on the phone I have a feeling he's ok!
ReplyDeleteOk I am putting my two cents in as well here Blush. Please let Jon, Richie, and Tony be ok and it was just miscommunication because of the damn elevator.
ReplyDeleteBad bad girl!!!
ReplyDeleteQueen of Cliffhanger!!!!
ReplyDeleteJon has to be okay!!!
What about it's not Tony or Richie who is hurt but Greg.......
ReplyDeleteOK from that message, I think it's Daniel who is dead but Tony OR Richie got hurt during it and they are at the hospital. This got so good!!
ReplyDeleteJon picked up the phone on the first ring, so he is fine. I'm betting he was at the hospital because of his appointment or Richie called Jon to tell him that something happened to Tony but then why was Jon giving all the messages to Petey? wouldn't he be trying to call Dorothea? so it might be Richie who is hurt.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Dorothea is at the hospital with Jon already and Jon is now just trying to get Petey to come to the hospital. If it's Tony, I think this is when we see Dorothea break and I know Blush, you will write a fantastic chapter that will do her emotions justice.
DeleteI am hanging by my chair!
If it's anything like chapter 122, than I can't wait but I have a very bad feeling that it's Richie and so we won't be seeing any emotional scenes from Dorothea. Hope I'm wrong.
DeleteIt's Jon. Just because he answered the phone, doesn't mean he is OK. That is why he couldn't speak, not because of the connection but because he is hurt. It's definitely Jon.
ReplyDeleteok, it's Saturday now ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL, my thoughts exactly. In fact, it's Saturday *after* 9 a.m. PDT, so I feel justified in pouting.
DeleteWhat a cliff hanger!!! You’re so tricky, Blush!
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